In movies they always rant about the one that they should not have let go. I don’t want to be her. I also don’t want to be the girl he dumped after 6 years…oops too late.

chronically-awesome:

goestoeleven:

volatileessence:

jennyjennybobenny:

rachelinbrooklyn:

joyengel:

This is a photo of the “experts” currently testifying to Congress about birth control and women’s health. 

What’s missing from this photo?

Get the church out of Congress.

This photo enrages me.

It’s like we time wrapped or something.

Fuck right off. You have to be kidding me with this, Congress.

Hey, look! They managed to find a Bishop and two dudes with the last name Mitchell, but they COULDN’T FIND ANYONE WITH A UTERUS. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

No uterus, but still the most cunts I’ve seen in one room!

Had dinner and lots of glorious red wine. Now I am drunk in bed and I want to text him. But I won’t. I will save my last “drunk dial” text for the 14th. I love him, I think.

I am Rebound_girl’s wasted ovums…

lighturges:

i have only 3 months!!!!!!

And 43% have met who they will divorce.

(Source: shamelesscierra, via learntomakemistakes)

Being single is ok when I’ve had a good day.

I absolutely hate it when a girl sees me and then grabs on to her boyfriend. Really!? You are afraid of one little red head? Pfff. I don’t do secondhand hunny.

cocktailstraw:

laughingsquid:

Eighteen Ways to Express Your Individuality

I’m not sure my Weimaraner is “Whimsical,” but he is a love bug. This I know.